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Friday, November 11, 2016
Anti-Trump Protest in Jacksonville
Jacksonville had its first
post-election anti-Trump rally on November 11, 2016, at Riverside Park. I went
expecting to see the same kind of anger and anarchy that has been showing up in
other cities. I’m happy to report that I didn’t see anything like that. The
event started out with about ten people lighting candles and making signs with
magic markers. Over the course of the next hour, the group grew to about fifty.
There was more sadness than
anger. Some people are genuinely concerned about what happens next. That's
understandable considering the President-elect's rhetoric and his past. The
comments offered up were positive, focusing on the need for political change.
There were no chants of “Not my President.” After about an hour, the group
joined in singing several songs, ending with The Star Spangled Banner.
There seemed to be an
acceptance that the results of the election weren’t what most of the people at
the event would have liked. There was also determination about how to move
forward. There was no burning of flags and no destruction of property. The
event was an entirely proper expression of free speech. It would be nice if the
demonstrators in other cities could follow the example of the participants in
the Jacksonville event.
Grieving over a political
loss
As a write-in candidate with
no party affiliation, I was soundly defeated in my bid to represent Florida’s 4th Congressional
District. The winner, Republican John Rutherford, got over 168,000 votes. There
were 477 write-in votes and there's no way to really know how many of those
were for me. It’s fair to say that I was thrashed, throttled, and thrown under
a bus.
Were my supporters upset?
Deeply. Did they organize protests and then riots? No. After 24 hours, they all
moved on with their lives. The courage of those volunteers is just
unbelievable! They are an inspiration to me and I hope that others who are
upset over the results of the election will look at them as role models. I know
I do.
It was a Trump-ific and
Trump-endous election!
Donald Trump
likes the word terrific. Another good word is tremendous. And those two words
can be combined: tremendously terrific and terrifically tremendous. Also, it’s
probably time to add a few brand new words to the language: Trumpific and
Trumpendous. It’s just a matter of time!
Abolish the
Electoral College?
Getting rid
of the Electoral College would require a Constitutional amendment, which isn't
easy. According to the National Archives, “The Constitution provides that an amendment may be proposed either by the Congress with a
two-thirds majority vote in both the House of Representatives and the Senate or
by a constitutional convention called for by two-thirds of the State
legislatures.”
If a
movement to amend the Constitution could overcome that very high hurdle, the
amendment would then have to be ratified/approved by three quarters of the
states. Here’s the insurmountable problem. The less populous states will never agree to
give up any of their clout in national elections so that the more populous
states could have more clout. It will never happen.
The states can determine
what happens to their Electoral votes. Most states simply award all of their
votes to whichever candidate wins in their own state. Nebraska and Maine split
their votes based on the results of the election in their own state.
Also, there's an effort to get states to award their votes to the winner of the popular vote nationally. If states with 270 Electoral votes or more agree to that, it would ensure that the winner of the popular vote would win the election.
Also, there's an effort to get states to award their votes to the winner of the popular vote nationally. If states with 270 Electoral votes or more agree to that, it would ensure that the winner of the popular vote would win the election.
Renunciation of Citizenship?
People are saying “Trump is
not my President.” Actually, unless people renounce their citizenship, Trump
will, in fact, be their President. Like it, or not. Fortunately, there is a guidebook
on how to go about renouncing citizenship.
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Thursday, November 10, 2016
Votes Matter: Protests after the election, not so much.
The objectives of the
anti-Trump protestors aren’t clear yet, but it appears that they want the
election nullified. They’re burning flags. They’re chanting “Not my President.” They’re burning the President-elect
in effigy.
While they themselves
are behaving like anarchists, they are calling Trump and his supporters
fascists. They don’t seem to understand the political process. Candidates
campaigned. We had an election. People voted. Donald Trump won decisievly.
Votes matter. Protests
afterward, not so much.
#VotesMatter
Pollsters Performing Poorly, coming soon to a screen near
you.
They all said that
Trump’s path to victory was “narrow.” They said it over and over and over. Did
anyone predict that he would get 300 electoral votes? I don’t think so. Considering the pathetic performances of the
pollsters, they either don’t know how to do their jobs or they were doing their
work is such a way as to influence the outcome. Either way, they failed
miserably. There may be excellent business opportunities for entrepreneurial
types who can do better.
Womb University, Home
of The Babies
Many college students
are distraught over the results of the election. Some are in deep need of
consolation and are unable to go to their classes. Welcome to Womb University,
your safe space for higher education. We have lots of hugs and the cocoa flows
freely.
Check out our hockey
team, The Womb U Babies. They’ve never won, but, then again, winning isn’t
everything. The important thing is how you play the game! And when you play the
game the way it should be played, we’ll all be winners. Yay!
#GiveMeASafeSpaceOrGiveMeDeath
Empathy Center for the Treatment of Sensitivity Deficiencies and Disorders
Womb University is proud to announce the grand opening of its new Empathy Center. While most of our faculty and students understand the importance of compassion for others, we do occasionally come across individuals who think others should “suck it up, quit whining, and grow up.” It’s unfortunate, but there are still people here and there who think that way. They need help, and they can get it at the Empathy Center. There are classes in Remedial Compassion, as well as group therapy and individual counseling.
Empathy Center for the Treatment of Sensitivity Deficiencies and Disorders
Womb University is proud to announce the grand opening of its new Empathy Center. While most of our faculty and students understand the importance of compassion for others, we do occasionally come across individuals who think others should “suck it up, quit whining, and grow up.” It’s unfortunate, but there are still people here and there who think that way. They need help, and they can get it at the Empathy Center. There are classes in Remedial Compassion, as well as group therapy and individual counseling.
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Tuesday, November 8, 2016
John Rutherford wins in Florida's 4th Congressional District.
I congratulate John
Rutherford (Republican) for running a fine campaign. With most of the votes in,
it appears that he will be representing Florida’s 4th Congressional
District. It looks like he got over
168,000 votes. David Bruderly (Democrat) apparently got over 73,000 votes. Gary
Koniz (Independent) got over 5800 votes. Bruderly and Koniz also ran fine campaigns. There were 477 write-in votes, most of which were probably for me, since I was
the only write-in candidate who was officially in the race.
Congressman-elect
Rutherford will be following in the footsteps of three great U.S.
Representatives. I’m speaking of Ander Crenshaw, Tillie Fowler, and Charles
Bennett, one of the all-time greats. I wish Mr. Rutherford all the best.
I thank all the dedicated and tireless volunteers who played such an important part in the campaign to #MakeAmericaLaughAgain. I
couldn’t have done it without them. Also, I thank the 477 voters who chose to write
in my name instead of just filling in one of the little circles. You sent a
strong message!
To quote Winston
Churchill, “This isn't the end.
It's not even the beginning of the end. But it's, perhaps, the end of the
beginning.”
What have I learned? I’d
have to say that the most important lesson I’ve learned is that when you only
have two signs, it’s hard to get them around to all the precincts.
#MakeAmericaLaughAgain
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Wednesday, November 2, 2016
Choose Your poison: Trump The Magnificent, or Hillary “The Godmother” Clinton
The two major party candidates for President of the United
States stink. Their stenches differ a bit, but they both stink to high heaven. Take
your pick, voters. Hillary “The Godmother” Clinton, head of the Clintoni Crime
Syndicate who will be making deals that citizens can’t refuse, or His Most Excellent
Tremendous Excellency Donald “The Magnificent” Trump.
One of them is going to win the election in a mudslide because they are both slinging it like never before. No matter who wins, Americans are probably going to be stuck for four years with the most tyrannical President in our country’s history. So, whose hand do you want to kneel down and kiss?
One of them is going to win the election in a mudslide because they are both slinging it like never before. No matter who wins, Americans are probably going to be stuck for four years with the most tyrannical President in our country’s history. So, whose hand do you want to kneel down and kiss?
The Make America
Laugh Again campaign rolls on in Florida’s 4th Congressional
District
John Rutherford, who seeks to represent Florida’s 4th
Congressional District, sat out the recent debate with three other candidates at FSCJ last week. With
endorsements from The Florida Times-Union and incumbent Ander Crenshaw, and
with the name recognition that comes from serving for twelve years as the
elected Sheriff of Duval County, and with about a gazillion dollars in
donations, he appears to be coasting his way to Congress.
Newsflash: Danny
Murphy has not dropped out of the race and Danny Murphy will not drop out. There’s too much at stake. Voters can write his name in on the blank line under the names of the other three candidates.
Another Newsflash: If you need some non-partisan entertainment for an election party in the near future, Danny Murphy has some limited availability between campaign appearances. Send him an email at danny@business-humor.com.
I'm Danny Murphy, and I approve of this rant.
#MakeAmericaLaughAgain
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Saturday, October 29, 2016
Make America Laugh Again: Danny Murphy's closing comments at Congressional Candidates' Debate, FSCJ North Campus
Photo by A.G. Gancarski |
The debate was held at the North Campus of Florida State College in Jacksonville on Wednesday, October 26, 2016. Participants in the debate were David Bruderly (Democrat), Gary Koniz (Independent), and yours truly (write-in candidate with no party affiliation). The front-runner, John Rutherford (Republican), sat out the event. The complete text of my closing comments is below the video.
Many Americans have
lost their sense of humor, especially when it comes to politics. According to a
poll by The American Psychological Association, 52 percent of Americans over 18
years old say that this election is a source of stress for them. We no longer
laugh as we once did. It’s no wonder considering the current political climate.
Candidates have been getting meaner and
the jokes have been getting uglier. However, we can make America laugh again.
Not with insults to belittle one another, but with kinder gentler jokes.
People say that
laughter is the best medicine. So why isn’t comedy part of healthcare? Laughter
is not only the best medicine. It’s also our least costly healthcare option.
With my Haha Health Program, Comedy Practitioners will be able to prescribe
jokes that heal instead of expensive drugs. Consumers are going to see
tremendous savings!
I envision an America
with a thousand points of laughter, all over this great land of ours. This laugh
is your laugh, this laugh is my laugh. Life, liberty, and laughter - these are
the values that will bring our country back together. Ask not what your country
can do to make you laugh. Ask what you can do to make a fellow American laugh.
Give me laughter, or give me death! Preferably laughter.
I’m Danny Murphy and I
approve of these jokes.
#MakeAmericaLaughAgain
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