Make America Laugh Again: Dave Bruderly

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Choose Your poison: Trump The Magnificent, or Hillary “The Godmother” Clinton

The two major party candidates for President of the United States stink. Their stenches differ a bit, but they both stink to high heaven. Take your pick, voters. Hillary “The Godmother” Clinton, head of the Clintoni Crime Syndicate who will be making deals that citizens can’t refuse, or His Most Excellent Tremendous Excellency Donald “The Magnificent” Trump.

One of them is going to win the election in a mudslide because they are both slinging it like never before. No matter who wins, Americans are probably going to be stuck for four years with the most tyrannical President in our country’s history. So, whose hand do you want to kneel down and kiss?

The Make America Laugh Again campaign rolls on in Florida’s 4^th Congressional District

John Rutherford, who seeks to represent Florida’s 4^th Congressional District, sat out the recent debate with three other candidates at FSCJ last week. With endorsements from The Florida Times-Union and incumbent Ander Crenshaw, and with the name recognition that comes from serving for twelve years as the elected Sheriff of Duval County, and with about a gazillion dollars in donations, he appears to be coasting his way to Congress.

Newsflash: Danny Murphy has not dropped out of the race and Danny Murphy will not drop out. There’s too much at stake. Voters can write his name in on the blank line under the names of the other three candidates.

Another Newsflash: If you need some non-partisan entertainment for an election party in the near future, Danny Murphy has some limited availability between campaign appearances. Send him an email at danny@business-humor.com.

I'm Danny Murphy, and I approve of this rant.

#MakeAmericaLaughAgain

Friday, August 19, 2016

The Robo, a new poem by Edgar Allen Murphy

Courtesy of Wikipedia

The Robo, first stanza of a new poem
by Edgar Allen Murphy

Once upon a campaign dreary,

while I pondered weak and weary,

over obnoxious candidates galore,

suddenly, there came a pinging,

as of someone gently ringing,

ringing on my telephone.

“Tis some Robocall,” I muttered,

ringing on my telephone.

This it is and nothing more.

The Hob Nob at Everbank Field was the political event of the season, that is, apart from the actual elections. Democrats and Republicans, living together. Mass hysteria! There were candidates for Congress, the State Legislature, Judgeships, and more. Prominent locals including Melissa Nelson, Angela Corey, Lake Ray, and many others were on hand.

There were also many lesser known political aspirants, including yours truly. Although many liked the hat, there were some who didn't seem to know who I was. A.G. Gancarski of Florida Politics took a picture of me with the hat and said that shot might be the iconic image of the event. One can only hope!

Will Congresswoman Corrine Brown be able to find another lawyer?

Indicted Congresswoman Corrine Brown, whose trial is scheduled for October, was nowhere to be seen at the Hob Nob while I was there. She may be trying to figure out how to find a lawyer to defend her. Yesterday, her attorneys, who had officially been on the case for all of two days, asked the judge to allow them to quit the case.

According to a story in the Florida Times-Union, the lawyers cited irreconcilable differences. They even said they would give Brown a refund if they could be removed from the case. Lawyers giving a refund? They must really want to be off the case! Brown faces up to 357 years for a variety of fraud and corruption charges.

Headline from Wall Street Journal:
At Annual Anarchist Meeting, Top Priority Is Getting Organized.

Organized anarchists? That’s not right. If they get their collective act together, they could make anarchists out of all of us. Oh, the humanity.