The two major party candidates for President of the United
States stink. Their stenches differ a bit, but they both stink to high heaven. Take
your pick, voters. Hillary “The Godmother” Clinton, head of the Clintoni Crime
Syndicate who will be making deals that citizens can’t refuse, or His Most Excellent
Tremendous Excellency Donald “The Magnificent” Trump.
One of them is going to win the election in a mudslide because they are both slinging it like never before. No matter who wins, Americans are probably going to be stuck for four years with the most tyrannical President in our country’s history. So, whose hand do you want to kneel down and kiss?
One of them is going to win the election in a mudslide because they are both slinging it like never before. No matter who wins, Americans are probably going to be stuck for four years with the most tyrannical President in our country’s history. So, whose hand do you want to kneel down and kiss?
The Make America
Laugh Again campaign rolls on in Florida’s 4th Congressional
District
John Rutherford, who seeks to represent Florida’s 4th
Congressional District, sat out the recent debate with three other candidates at FSCJ last week. With
endorsements from The Florida Times-Union and incumbent Ander Crenshaw, and
with the name recognition that comes from serving for twelve years as the
elected Sheriff of Duval County, and with about a gazillion dollars in
donations, he appears to be coasting his way to Congress.
Newsflash: Danny
Murphy has not dropped out of the race and Danny Murphy will not drop out. There’s too much at stake. Voters can write his name in on the blank line under the names of the other three candidates.
Another Newsflash: If you need some non-partisan entertainment for an election party in the near future, Danny Murphy has some limited availability between campaign appearances. Send him an email at danny@business-humor.com.
I'm Danny Murphy, and I approve of this rant.
#MakeAmericaLaughAgain
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