While they themselves
are behaving like anarchists, they are calling Trump and his supporters
fascists. They don’t seem to understand the political process. Candidates
campaigned. We had an election. People voted. Donald Trump won decisievly.
Votes matter. Protests
afterward, not so much.
#VotesMatter
Pollsters Performing Poorly, coming soon to a screen near
you.
They all said that
Trump’s path to victory was “narrow.” They said it over and over and over. Did
anyone predict that he would get 300 electoral votes? I don’t think so. Considering the pathetic performances of the
pollsters, they either don’t know how to do their jobs or they were doing their
work is such a way as to influence the outcome. Either way, they failed
miserably. There may be excellent business opportunities for entrepreneurial
types who can do better.
Womb University, Home
of The Babies
Many college students
are distraught over the results of the election. Some are in deep need of
consolation and are unable to go to their classes. Welcome to Womb University,
your safe space for higher education. We have lots of hugs and the cocoa flows
freely.
Check out our hockey
team, The Womb U Babies. They’ve never won, but, then again, winning isn’t
everything. The important thing is how you play the game! And when you play the
game the way it should be played, we’ll all be winners. Yay!
#GiveMeASafeSpaceOrGiveMeDeath
Empathy Center for the Treatment of Sensitivity Deficiencies and Disorders
Womb University is proud to announce the grand opening of its new Empathy Center. While most of our faculty and students understand the importance of compassion for others, we do occasionally come across individuals who think others should “suck it up, quit whining, and grow up.” It’s unfortunate, but there are still people here and there who think that way. They need help, and they can get it at the Empathy Center. There are classes in Remedial Compassion, as well as group therapy and individual counseling.
Empathy Center for the Treatment of Sensitivity Deficiencies and Disorders
Womb University is proud to announce the grand opening of its new Empathy Center. While most of our faculty and students understand the importance of compassion for others, we do occasionally come across individuals who think others should “suck it up, quit whining, and grow up.” It’s unfortunate, but there are still people here and there who think that way. They need help, and they can get it at the Empathy Center. There are classes in Remedial Compassion, as well as group therapy and individual counseling.
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