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Our main
event promises to be both exciting and entertaining. Here is the tale of the
tape. In the red corner, Deplorable Donald Trump stands six feet and three
inches tall and weighs in at 236 pounds. In the blue corner, Crooked Hillary Clinton
stands five feet six inches tall and weighs 132 pounds. Don’t let her size
deceive you folks. As her past opponents have found out, she has a very
formidable jab.
Trump
clearly has a height and weight advantage, but Clinton has far more experience
in this type of one-on-one battle. Indeed, in some important ways, this fight
is almost like a seasoned pro facing an over-sized and over-confident amateur. However, Trump has been
training hard for this event, and it should be noted that he probably will have
a few interesting tricks up his sleeve.
While
Trump has earned a reputation as a brawler, his technique has been widely
criticized for its crudeness. Clinton has shown much more finesse, something
that Trump could find quite challenging to deal with. It will be interesting to see whether Trump
wants to go toe to toe right from the start or whether he’ll be cautious and hold
back waiting to see what Clinton comes at him with. Trump has been known to jump
in too fast and he has made costly mistakes as a result.
The
pre-bout head games have been interesting to say the least, involving the names
of celebrities like Mark Cuban and Gennifer Flowers. Neither Trump nor Clinton will
hesitate to hit below the belt if the opportunity to do so without getting
caught presents itself. Since a low blow
could be more troubling for Trump than for Clinton, it will be interesting to
see which of our competitors goes there first. This could get ugly very
quickly.
