Have you noticed that employers love to hire troubleshooters, but they hate to hire troublemakers? I don’t understand. If they never hire any troublemakers, why do they need all those troubleshooters?
People say that a little hard work never hurt anybody. Actually, a little hard work can lead to a very serious workplace injury.
How do we celebrate Labor Day? By taking a day off! What’s that about?
If you don’t do it right the first time, the people in quality control won’t have to worry about losing their jobs.
Business Jokes from Murphy at Law
You might be a Murphy if…
you don’t have enough experience for an entry level job.
you’re self-employed and you can’t get along with the boss.
you have a job an idiot could do and you’re very good at it.
a vanity publisher turns down your manuscript.
you get seasick from cruising the world wide web.
you try several businesses and they all blossom into non-profit ventures.
you’re on the bottom rung of the company ladder and you get demoted.
during your job hunt, you get rejection letters from companies you never even applied to.
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